Retro Staycations
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- Friendly site on a working farm five minutes' drive from Ryde
- Beaches, steam railway and ferry port within 10 minutes' drive
- Nostalgia-inspired traditional site with farm shop and animals to meet
Site type
- Under 18s must be accompanied by their parents or legal guardians.
- At least one of the party members must be aged 21 or over.
- The site does not accept breeds/crossbreeds listed in the Dangerous Dogs Act (i.e. XL Bully, Pit Bull Terrier, Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentino, and Fila Brasileiro).
- Discount cards and gift vouchers cannot be applied to bookings made via Pitchup.com.
- Guests must bring their own duvets, pillows, sheets and towels when staying in rental accommodation. You will not be allowed to stay if you do not bring these items.
- Reception is unmanned after 6 p.m.. Please inform the site while on your way there should you expect to arrive after this time, so that the team can provide information about your unit/pitch.
Languages spoken
English
Open from Fri 3 Apr to
Pitch types & availability
Reviews
95% would recommend this site to a friend
95% would stay here again
What customers say
This is a well-maintained, friendly campsite with a relaxed atmosphere, spacious pitches, and clean facilities. Many visitors enjoyed the quiet location, ideal for unwinding and close to attractions. The on-site farm shop and communal areas with fire pits are popular. While some noted potential queues for the single shower and the need for more washing-up surfaces, new shower facilities are being installed. The track leading to the site has been rectified after weather damage.
Summary AI-generated from Pitchup.com customer reviews.
Last updated 03/06/2026












Very helpful owner. close to Ryde…
Electric grass pitch
Liked Very helpful owner. close to Ryde
Recommend to friends Visit again
Awesome!…
Electric grass pitch
Liked Awesome!
Recommend to friends Visit again
From the manager: Thank you for your kind words! We're glad to hear you had a positive experience. Please do come back and see us again soon!
Amazing, friendly well maintained. Has spares…
Camping pod
Liked Amazing, friendly well maintained. Has spares of items if need be!
Recommend to friends Visit again
From the manager: Thank you for your kind words! We're delighted to know you found our service amazing and the site well-maintained, and appreciated the availability of spare items. Your satisfaction is our priority, and it's great to hear such positive feedback! Please do visit us again soon.
Lovely quiet spot with clean facilities…
Electric grass pitch
Liked Lovely quiet spot with clean facilities and new showers on the way. The owners could not have been more friendly and welcoming. Would recommend the site to others wanting a quiet spot to unwind.
Recommend to friends Visit again
From the manager: Thank you for your kind words! We're thrilled to hear you enjoyed the peaceful atmosphere and our clean facilities. We're looking forward to unveiling the new showers soon—it's great to know you appreciated our efforts. We hope to welcome you back in the future!
Brilliant accomodation
Camping pod
Liked Spacious, warm and cosy. Toilets and shower were very clean and tidy. Plenty of grounds for the kids to play.
Disliked Perhaps they should hire out camping equipment.
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From the manager: We are delighted you enjoyed the spacious and cosy environment and appreciated the cleanliness of the facilities. Your suggestion regarding equipment rental is valuable, and whilst most people bring their own, we will consider it for future plans. If there is anything else we can do to enhance your experience, please let us know. Many thanks for staying with us!
Lovely relaxed site, great for kids playing traditional camping games.
Non-electric grass pitch
Liked Shaded area, fridge freezer, relaxed atmosphere.
Disliked Only one shower (however more are being built).
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From the manager: It was lovely to meet you all last week, and thank you for highlighting the various aspects of your stay you enjoyed, such as the shaded area and relaxed atmosphere. We continue to listen to customer feedback in order to identify requirements as the site becomes ever more popular, and appreciate your patience as we work on improving our current shower facilities. The new shower block you saw will offer four more showers in addition to the two existing ones and should be up and running in the coming weeks. We hope to see you and your friends again soon!
I probably wouldn't camp here again.
Electric grass pitch
Liked Location was good, it was nice to have the option of putting items in the fridge freezer to keep cool.
Disliked There was only 1 shower for men and one shower for women which meant there was a queue to use the facilities. Also the lady who cleaned the toilet block was incredibly rude to my daughter and my mother and then proceeded to complain about them to me, as she did not know we were related. She also made my daughter wait 20 minutes to use the shower and moaned to her about the fact she had sandy feet... we had just been to the beach. Why you would clean the toilets and shower at 4pm, when people are returning from being out, is a mystery to me and then make sarcastic comments about the grass, its a campsite.
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From the manager: Thank you for taking the time to leave your review, and we're pleased to hear you enjoyed our location and found the fridge/freezer facilities useful.
We're sorry to hear that aspects of your stay fell short of expectations, and we'd like to take the opportunity to address your points.
Regarding the shower facilities, we understand that queuing can be frustrating, and we completely appreciate your patience. We do have a brand new shower block — which you may have noticed right next to the existing facilities — adding a further 4 showers. We are working through the necessary sign-off legalities to get this opened in the coming week, and we very much look forward to the improvement this will bring for our guests.
With regard to the timing of the cleaning, as is standard practice at campsites, our facilities have a daily cleaning window to ensure the highest hygiene standards for all guests, and we appreciate your patience and understanding in this respect. On this particular day, we had several same-day changeovers for our Airstream accommodation, with check-ins from 3pm, which meant the earliest opportunity to carry out a thorough clean was a little later than usual. We apologise if this coincided with your return from your day out, and are sorry for any inconvenience caused.
We are sorry to hear that your daughter and mother felt they were spoken to rudely — there is absolutely no excuse for that, and it is not the standard of customer care we expect or accept. We take this matter very seriously and it is being addressed with the team member concerned, who we believe you are a former acquaintance of, as a priority.
We have made several attempts to reach you by phone to discuss this personally and explain the measures that are being put in place to make this right.
We hope that, overall, you enjoyed the time spent with your friends and that you will join them when they next return to see the new shower facilities in operation.
Great little site
Electric grass pitch
Liked Just got home from four nights on site, its a great basic camp site, in a perfect location, near the IOW Steam Railway, you can even here the trains!!
We had an electric tent pitch, which has water on the pitch, adequate size for a large tent and a car or van.
Large free camping area in the middle of the field, BBQ's and Fire Pits are allowed, and a "honesty" farm shop selling a selection of quality farm products at the entrance.
The staff are lovely and friendly, and can help at any time with any issues, or, as we needed, advice on local attractions and shops etc.
The pitches are fairly flat, although the site has a very slight slope.
A great communal area with a fire pit, ranch style to get everyone together.
And one of the best things, after 10pm near total silence.
Disliked Nothing
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From the manager: Thank you for sharing your detailed experience and kind words about our campsite! We're delighted to hear you enjoyed the tranquillity, facilities, and unique atmosphere. Ensuring a welcoming environment and offering helpful services are very important to us, and it’s great to know you appreciated them. Your highlights about the convenient location, quietness, and communal features will hopefully inspire others. We'd love to welcome you back soon for more memorable stays, so please do keep in touch!
Lovely place to stay, toilets and…
Non-electric grass pitch
Liked Lovely place to stay, toilets and showers nice and clean at all times, the owner is nice and friendly. Highly recommended!.
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From the manager: Thank you for your lovely feedback! We're delighted to hear you enjoyed your stay and found our facilities clean and welcoming. Your recommendation means a lot to us!
Really friendly owner. Great location and…
Electric grass pitch
Liked Really friendly owner. Great location and good facilities with them improving as they were building more showers when I was there. Nice play if stay on the Isle and also they have a great little 24/7 farm shop at the entrance.
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From the manager: Thank you for appreciating our facilities and the improvements we are making! We're delighted you enjoyed the location and amenities like the 24/7 farm shop. We look forward to hosting you again in the future.
Features
Dogs allowed
Campfires allowed
Leisure on site
Bar or club house Cycle hire Evening entertainment Fishing Fitness centre Games room Indoor swimming pool Kids' club On-site restaurant/cafe Outdoor swimming pool Play area TV room Take away Tennis WatersportsAmenities on site
Bath available Composting toilet Dog park Drying room Food shop Free wifi Ice pack freezing Internet access Launderette Local produce Parent & baby washroom Pick-up from public transport Portable toilet Pub toilets Public telephone Shower available Toilet block Washing-up area WifiGroups welcome
D. of E. welcome Family friendly Motorcycle friendly Rallies welcome Single-sex groups welcome Student groups welcomeRules
Barbecue provided Barbecues allowed Campfires allowed Commercial vehicles allowed Dogs allowed Dogs allowed all yearThemes
Peaceful Spectacular scenery Walkers' paradiseUtilities
Charging facilities Chemical disposal Electric car charging point(s) Gas cylinders available Recycling available Renewable energyNearby amenities
Bar nearby Dog walk nearby Shop nearbyType
Farm Large (51-200 pitches)Accessibility
Accessible parking at pitch Level site, no steep slopesNearby leisure
Canoeing/kayaking nearby Climbing nearby Cycle hire nearby Cycling nearby Fishing nearby Golf nearby Horse riding nearby Indoor pool nearby Leisure/theme park nearby Mountain biking nearby Outdoor pool nearby Restaurant nearby Sailing nearby Surf school nearby Tennis nearby Watersports nearbyTouring and motorhomes
Water hook-up points for tourersLocation
Retro Staycations
Hazlegrove Farm
Ashey Road
Ryde
Isle Of Wight
England
PO33 4BD
Timezone
Europe/London BST (GMT+01:00)
GPS
50.70536°N
1.16717°W
Nearest transport
Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.
Local attractions
Water quality at nearby bathing waters
| Name | Distance | Type | 2020 | 2019 | 2018 | 2017 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ryde | 1.9 mi | Sea | N/A | Good | Good | Good |
| Seagrove | 2.7 mi | Sea | N/A | Excellent | Good | Good |
| St Helens | 3 mi | Estuary | N/A | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent |
| Yaverland | 3.4 mi | Sea | N/A | Excellent | Excellent | Good |
| Sandown | 3.6 mi | Sea | N/A | Excellent | Excellent | Excellent |
Data source: European Environment Agency
Must see
Isle of Wight Steam Railway 2.1 mi
Dinosaur Isle 3.4 mi
Osborne House 5.6 mi
Royal Navy Submarine Museum 6.1 mi
Carisbrooke Castle 6.5 mi
National Trust
Bembridge Windmill 3.4 mi
Newtown Old Town Hall 10.4 mi
Brighstone Shop and Museum 10.9 mi
Mottistone Manor Garden 11.7 mi
The Needles Old Battery and New Battery 18.2 mi
Cycle routes
Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.
Other
NUNWELL 1.5 mi
BRADING MARSHES (CURRENT BOUNDARY FROM 31/03/2006) 2.6 mi
Bembridge - Whitecliff 3.3 mi
Mary Rose 4.9 mi
OSBORNE 5.3 mi
Local events
- Isle of Wight Festival (Thursday, 18 June 2026 – Thursday, 18 June 2026)
Newport, Isle Of Wight 5.3 mi
- Wickham Festival (Thursday, 30 July 2026 – Thursday, 30 July 2026)
Fareham, Hampshire 13.7 mi
- Southampton Boat Show (Friday, 18 September 2026 – Friday, 18 September 2026)
Southampton, Hampshire 17.1 mi
- New Forest and Hampshire County Show (Tuesday, 28 July 2026 – Tuesday, 28 July 2026)
Brockenhurst, Hampshire 20.3 mi
- Goodwood Festival of Speed (Thursday, 9 July 2026 – Thursday, 9 July 2026)
Chichester, West Sussex 21.9 mi
Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.
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Frequently asked questions
- Does Retro Staycations have a swimming pool? No View all features
- Is Retro Staycations dog friendly? Yes View all features
- What attractions are near Retro Staycations? Hitting the beach is a top priority for lots of Isle of Wight visitors, and you’ll certainly be able to do that from here, whether you stay local for the sands of … Read more
- When can I check in and check out of Retro Staycations?
Read moreCamping and touring Arrive: 1 p.m. – 10 p.m. Depart by: 12 p.m. On-site accommodation Arrive: 1 p.m. – 8 p.m. Depart by: 12 p.m. - How much does it cost to stay at Retro Staycations? From £16 (for 1 night, 2 adults) - prices may change depending on your dates and party.


