The Smart Ass

From CA$50 For 1 night, 4 adults
Pitch with a picnic bench (added by manager 28 Jun 2023)

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  • Seven acres of peaceful land on a farm next to Lyndhurst Lake
  • In the Thousand Islands region, 25 minutes’ drive from Gananoque
  • Off-grid; donkey activities; direct access to the Rideau Canal
If you’re heading to the Thousand Islands region of Ontario, check out The Smart Ass, next to Lyndhurst Lake and a five-minute drive (or a 20-minute walk) from the pretty village of Lyndhurst. These seven acres of well-maintained land on the grounds of the Berry Homestead Farm are mightily peaceful, with spectacular views over the surrounding countryside. The Smart Ass is an off-grid site, giving its guests the chance to experience farming life on a sustainable property through a range of activities and workshops, from hiking to meditation – both with donkeys. Otherwise, just stroll to a peaceful spot by the lakefront to relax and take in the scenery. Unsurprisingly, given its close proximity to the lake, the site is popular with kayakers, not least because it has direct access to the Rideau Canal. In addition, there’s a public beach at Kendricks Park (five minutes). Hiking trails criss-cross the local area, and lively Gananoque, with concerts, events and theatres, is 25 minutes’ drive away. Facilities at the farm include a portable toilet (available between May and October). Fresh products – from seasonal jams and chutneys to donkey-milk soaps – are available to buy.

Site type

Touring caravan pitches 1
Motorhome pitches 1
Opens 1 May

Languages spoken

English

French

Spanish

Open from Wed, 1 May to

Features

Dogs allowed

Leisure on site

Bar or club house

Cycle hire

Evening entertainment

Fishing

Fitness centre

Games room

Indoor swimming pool

Kids' club

On-site restaurant/cafe

Outdoor swimming pool

Play area

TV room

Take away

Tennis

Watersports

Amenities on site

Bath available

Car parking by pitch/unit

Composting toilet

Disabled facilities

Dog park

Drying room

Food shop

Free wifi

Ice pack freezing

Internet access

Launderette

Parent & baby washroom

Pick-up from public transport

Portable toilet

Pub toilets

Public telephone

Shower available

Toilet block

Washing-up area

Wifi

Groups welcome

Family friendly

Motorcycle friendly

Single-sex groups welcome

Student groups welcome

Rules

Barbecue provided

Barbecues allowed

Campfires allowed

Commercial vehicles allowed

Dogs allowed

Dogs allowed all year

Themes

Lake and/or mountain

Peaceful

Wildlife haven

Utilities

Charging facilities

Chemical disposal

Electric car charging point(s)

Gas cylinders available

No drinkable water point

No running water

Recycling available

Renewable energy

Nearby amenities

Bar nearby

Dog walk nearby

Nearby farmers' market

Shop nearby

Type

Farm

Tiny (1-10 pitches)

Nearby leisure

Canoeing/kayaking nearby

Fishing nearby

Golf nearby

Horse riding nearby

Leisure/theme park nearby

Restaurant nearby

Sailing nearby

Watersports nearby

Location

The Smart Ass

936 Sheffield Lane

Lyndhurst

Ontario

Canada

K0E1N0

Directions

Timezone

America/Toronto Eastern Daylight Time (GMT-04:00)

GPS

44.54316°N
-76.11558°W

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Local attractions

On the banks of the St Lawrence River, Gananoque is the gateway to the Thousand Islands region, with a visitor centre and the 1000 Islands History Museum illustrating the history of the area, plus a number of cruises departing from here. There are also kayak launches in the marina, next to Joel Stone Heritage Park. Sitting on the romantically named Heart Island, on the US side of the St Lawrence River, is Boldt Castle & Boldt Yacht House (45 minutes), started in 1900. Although construction was never completed, the castle features splendid interiors such as the elegant ballroom and the cosy library. Also on the US side of the St Lawrence River, Clayton (55 minutes) is home to the Antique Boat Museum, with several hundred vessels on display, including La Duchesse, built for George Boldt (of Boldt Castle fame). The collection at the Thousand Islands Arts Center includes handwoven textiles through the centuries.

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  • Does The Smart Ass have a swimming pool? No View all features
  • Is The Smart Ass dog friendly? Yes View all features
  • What attractions are near The Smart Ass? On the banks of the St Lawrence River, Gananoque is the gateway to the Thousand Islands region, with a visitor centre and the 1000 Islands History Museum illustrating the history of the … Read more
  • When can I check in and check out of The Smart Ass?
    Camping and touring
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    Depart by:  Anytime
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