The Tented Turnip

Gostou Lovely spot, great view. Big skies Very relaxing and chilled vibe.
We liked the sounds of neighbouring sheep and birds. No road noise - bliss.
Only a mile from Stiffkey and access to the Saltmarsh and coast path.
We just arrived and pitched. No fuss or having to check in and out, we didn't see anyone else.
Huge field as well so there's no need to be pitched on top of someone else. Great for family games if it's quiet.

Não gostou The listing still says there's a shower. Please take that off as it's misleading.

The portaloos were in dire need of an empty - norfolk is on its fourth heatwave this summer. I'll let you imagine. Its fine if you're used to festivals! I'd try to plan your evacuations for elsewhere.

Not sure its quite fair to say a "sea view"- more rolling hills unless you pitch up next to the portaloo.

Advice to other campers (not a criticism!):

The ground is ROCK hard. It will be anywhere in such a dry spell but we bent 10inch heavy duty tent spikes to 90 degrees. This is flint country - don't use ordinary pegs and bring a metal mallet rather than rubber.

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Gostou Easy to find

Não gostou Toilets - chemical loos that hadnt been recently cleaned
No decent instructions when reaching site
Phone number advertised in shed not being answered

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Gostou De ruimte, de rust en de mooie omgeving.
Het uitzicht.
Ideale plek om de kust of binnenland te verkennen. Sanitair meer dan genoeg (vandaag werden douches geplaatst)

Não gostou Niets.

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Gostou At the wild camp end of camping

Não gostou Quiet site apart from crows!
No showers ( though after booking we were offered a reduction) only had portaloos. No electricity ( to charge a phone) . Spiky cut straw grass which cd perforate ground sheet . We were bike packing

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Gostou Sloped field. Portalo toilets that’s it.

Não gostou Showers were advertised. owner messaged me to advise that they were being built and not ready so was offered refund. Arrive no showers no sign of any being built. Arrived home still no refund. 10 days later still no refund. Also sea view only visible from a small corner of the field. False advertising.

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Gostou Clean portaloo. Flat pitch. Quiet. Nice pub a cycle ride away.

Não gostou No shower as advertised. Some people were offered refunds but not us and I text owner twice and was ignored. No washing up or sinks. No sea view as advertised unless you stood by the loo with binoculars. No welcome from owner. Pretty poor overall.

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Gostou Lovely view
Big flat field
Clean mobile toilets
Relaxing and quiet

Não gostou Grass needed cutting
To many thistles in grass
Sheep poo and ants in the grass

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Gostou Simple and straightforward. Plenty of space and the 4 toilets were immaculately clean.

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Gostou Open flat well drained field . Lovely quiet surroundings easy to come and go close to cycle to coast

Não gostou Price a bit much for this type of pop-up a basic site

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Gostou - Quiet site, and incredibly flat! (Good old Norfolk) Not only were pitches level but grass was well maintained and levelly-cut. The quietness of numbers meant we could all spread out and take a corner of the field each.
- Amount of portaloos was adequate for the size of the site and number of users. Could only see one obvious water point, though.
- Well located and a walk or short drive to amenities.

Não gostou - Gate was kept open at all times, which was great for people coming and going to access, but no one physically came around to check numbers/who had appeared. Even though I did the right/requested thing of texting when I arrived to confirm I was there, anyone could just turn up and camp and the owners would be non the wiser.
- It was easy and no frills as a back to basic, but even just adding an extra hose point and maybe a standalone sink would be an easy but effective touch. Solar lights or similar would also go miles for accessibility but be cheap to implement.

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