The Tented Turnip

Mi è piaciuto Easy to find clean showers and toilets liked the relax approach has wasn't bothered and left alone

Non mi è piaciuto Woke up at 530am crows in the trees not the owners fault but would have had a better sleep over the other side of the field

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Mi è piaciuto Laid back, lovely setting, 2 freshly made showers which was a joy after a day at the beach. So peaceful i slept past my usual wake up time.

Non mi è piaciuto Only gripe was ants, lots of them, i re pitched my tent thinking i might have disturbed an ants nest but a fellow camper confirmed they are everywhere. Luckily my inner was firmly covered, so not an issue inside just made me feel itchy at the thought.

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Mi è piaciuto Best shower I’ve had in a campsite, toilets clean, massive quiet field and you can choose where you pitch.

Non mi è piaciuto Nothing

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Mi è piaciuto Lovely spot, great view. Big skies Very relaxing and chilled vibe.
We liked the sounds of neighbouring sheep and birds. No road noise - bliss.
Only a mile from Stiffkey and access to the Saltmarsh and coast path.
We just arrived and pitched. No fuss or having to check in and out, we didn't see anyone else.
Huge field as well so there's no need to be pitched on top of someone else. Great for family games if it's quiet.

Non mi è piaciuto The listing still says there's a shower. Please take that off as it's misleading.

The portaloos were in dire need of an empty - norfolk is on its fourth heatwave this summer. I'll let you imagine. Its fine if you're used to festivals! I'd try to plan your evacuations for elsewhere.

Not sure its quite fair to say a "sea view"- more rolling hills unless you pitch up next to the portaloo.

Advice to other campers (not a criticism!):

The ground is ROCK hard. It will be anywhere in such a dry spell but we bent 10inch heavy duty tent spikes to 90 degrees. This is flint country - don't use ordinary pegs and bring a metal mallet rather than rubber.

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Mi è piaciuto Easy to find

Non mi è piaciuto Toilets - chemical loos that hadnt been recently cleaned
No decent instructions when reaching site
Phone number advertised in shed not being answered

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Mi è piaciuto De ruimte, de rust en de mooie omgeving.
Het uitzicht.
Ideale plek om de kust of binnenland te verkennen. Sanitair meer dan genoeg (vandaag werden douches geplaatst)

Non mi è piaciuto Niets.

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Mi è piaciuto At the wild camp end of camping

Non mi è piaciuto Quiet site apart from crows!
No showers ( though after booking we were offered a reduction) only had portaloos. No electricity ( to charge a phone) . Spiky cut straw grass which cd perforate ground sheet . We were bike packing

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Mi è piaciuto Sloped field. Portalo toilets that’s it.

Non mi è piaciuto Showers were advertised. owner messaged me to advise that they were being built and not ready so was offered refund. Arrive no showers no sign of any being built. Arrived home still no refund. 10 days later still no refund. Also sea view only visible from a small corner of the field. False advertising.

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Mi è piaciuto Clean portaloo. Flat pitch. Quiet. Nice pub a cycle ride away.

Non mi è piaciuto No shower as advertised. Some people were offered refunds but not us and I text owner twice and was ignored. No washing up or sinks. No sea view as advertised unless you stood by the loo with binoculars. No welcome from owner. Pretty poor overall.

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Mi è piaciuto Lovely view
Big flat field
Clean mobile toilets
Relaxing and quiet

Non mi è piaciuto Grass needed cutting
To many thistles in grass
Sheep poo and ants in the grass

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