Mortal Man

Likte Scenery was stunning and did beautiful well from the o. Food and beer garden great too!

Likte ikke Toilets

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you so much for the lovely feedback Paula!

We’re delighted you enjoyed the scenery, food and beer garden. 😊

We’re sorry to hear the portaloo toilets weren’t to your liking — as we’re an outdoor pop-up venue, we do use portable toilets (as legally that is all we are allowed).


Thanks again for visiting!

The MM Team

Likte Easy enough set up. Good that you are able to choose your own pitch. Great location, good that you are so close to Windermere but not in the thick of it. Great that you are super close to the pub. Parking was ok for us despite the reviews! Understand why you can’t park on site to preserve the pitch, really like this!

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you so much for your lovely review! 😊

We’re really pleased you enjoyed the freedom of choosing your own pitch and appreciated our location, being close to Windermere while still having a peaceful setting.

We’re also glad the parking worked well for you and that you understood why we keep vehicles off the pitches to help preserve the grass.

It’s great to hear you enjoyed being so close to the pub too!

We’d love to welcome you back again!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte I traveled with my son who is 5 , both areused to camping and have been to a few different sites now and we loved it here .
The site was clean , the toilets were maintained and the instructions were clear .
The pub was amazing , staff faultless and food and real ale brilliant.
For us it was great for a short stay.

Likte ikke Parking wasn’t an issue for myself but due to the pub and hotel being so amazing you have to be lucky to get a car spot .

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you so much for your lovely review Emily! It really means a lot to us as a small independent business.

It’s fantastic to hear that you and your son had such a great stay and enjoyed the clean facilities, the pub, our team (we also think they are FAB), food and real ales.

We’re delighted that the site was a great fit for a short camping break. A true wild camper indeed!


Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte The location was great

Likte ikke Driving on/off the camping field. Lack of parking spaces
No water available

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you for taking the time to leave us a good review Jayne!

We’re pleased to hear you enjoyed our location at our wild pop-up campsite.

Regarding parking - you can park down lane of the hotel, in the nearby laybys or legal roads. This should have been explained to you upon signing in. You can also drive to the field gate and drop off belongings there for ease, if you re-visit.

The lack of running water down there is advertised & also explained at sign-in, but there is a free water re-fill station in the restaurant, a vending machine and a bar for drink top-ups during our opening hours for those that haven't brought any with them.

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte Absolutely loved this campsite, and the food and beer at the pub is 10/10! Very quiet, surrounded by beauty. Definitely want to come back.

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you so much for your wonderful review Virginia!

We’re delighted to hear you loved the campsite and enjoyed the food and beer at the pub.

It’s great to know you appreciated the peace and beautiful surroundings too.

We’d love to welcome you back again soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte Near good pub, great spot

Likte ikke Pitches small but you can't have everything

No water to sink in portaloo. Overall though very well maintained site

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you for taking the time to leave us a review Matthew.

We’re delighted you enjoyed the great location, the nearby pub, and found the site so well maintained.

We appreciate your feedback regarding the pitch sizes. There is water in the portaloo sinks though, it is just a foot pump to get it out :)

We hope to welcome you back for another stay soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte Location is fab, peaceful and really clean. Toilets were good. Love the signposting as well.

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you so much for your lovely review Joanne!

We’re delighted you enjoyed the fantastic location, peaceful surroundings, and cleanliness of the site.

It’s great to hear you found the toilets and signposting up to scratch too.

We really appreciate your kind words and hope to welcome you back again soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte Location

Likte ikke Lack of facilities/running water but that was clearly stated when booking

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you for your review Anon!

We’re pleased you enjoyed the location and appreciated that the facilities and lack of running water were clearly explained when booking.

We hope you had a lovely stay and would be delighted to welcome you back again in the future!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Likte Well signposted, easy to find, nice field. Cheap.

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you for your great review Dan!

Happy future camping and hope to see you again soon :)

The MM Team

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Likte ikke Our experience at Mortal Man Hotel Campsite was very disappointing. From the moment we arrived, the check-in process was extremely slow and took around 30 minutes because the receptionist was repeatedly absent from the reception area.

The biggest issue was the campsite itself. The facilities are almost non-existent — there is only a toilet, with no drinking water, showers, sinks, electricity, or any other basic camping facilities. We also were not informed anywhere before booking that cars are not allowed in the camping area, which was a problem for us as we use a tailgate tent attached to our vehicle.

One evening, we returned to our tent and found that smoke from a fire nearby had filled the area so heavily that it was impossible to sit outside or even comfortably stay inside the tent. When we reported the issue to reception and asked for help, the response from the staff was dismissive and no effort was made to find a solution.

Considering the lack of facilities, the missing information before booking, the poor customer service, and the attitude of the staff, we feel the price is completely unjustified. Unfortunately, we cannot recommend this campsite and would advise others looking for a comfortable camping experience to choose another location.

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Fra bestyreren: Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback! We're sorry to hear that your stay did not meet your expectations.

We apologise for the slight delay you experienced during sign-in. While we always aim to provide a prompt welcome, there are times when our reception team is assisting guests elsewhere on the property, which can occasionally result in a short wait, especially during service.

Regarding the campsite facilities, our camping area is intentionally a basic campsite (it is a wild camping pop-up, as described) designed for guests looking for a simple, back-to-nature experience on a maintained ground with portaloos (which wild camping doesn't normally include). All the facilities are clear on Pitch-up regarding no running water, showers and about there being no vehicles on the field too. We feel our prices at £10pp, per night for Windermere reflect this. You can drive to the field gate and drop off belongings though to make it easier. Although there is no running water down there, there is a free water re-fill station in the restaurant, a vending machine and a bar for drink top-ups during our opening hours for those that haven't brought any with them.

We're also sorry to hear about the smoke from the nearby fire. Guest comfort is important to us, and we're disappointed that you felt your concerns were not handled as well as they could have been. As soon as the management team came in the morning, we replied to your email & sent our maintenance team down to have a look for you, but you couldn't be located. We have little control over nearby field fires that are not on our land sadly. It is a farming community in a rural landscape.

We appreciate your feedback, as it helps us identify areas where we can improve both our communication and our service. We wish you all the best with your future camping adventures!


Thanks,
The MM Team