Noah’s Retreat

Me gustó Big pitches local walks, cleethorpes is a short car journey away. The shower was good also.

No me gustó The facilities were okay, but there were no labeled drinking water taps (that i saw) and the men's toilets had seen better days.

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Me gustó Easy to book and check in, plenty of space, great for a night away. Nice and quiet too! Shops locally make it easy to get the food and bits you need! Would stay again.

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Me gustó It was so peaceful.

No me gustó Nothing

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Me gustó We were a bit sceptical about booking this site because of some of the reviews saying it was noisy and people felt intimated by people that lived on the site, but it was a last minute booking for bank holiday weekend and there wasn't a lot of choice left so we went for it and we are so pleased we did. It was a lovely quiet site 20 minutes from Cleethorpes which we love, and it was very family and dog friendly, relaxed and restful. There aren't loads of showers & toilets but enough for everyone there on a busy bank holiday weekend and clean enough. We had a lovely weekend and will definitely be back.

No me gustó Nothing to dislike

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Me gustó Plenty of space on pitch, level..

No me gustó Ablutions filthy, very low water pressure..
No signage for drinking water..

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Me gustó Nothing about it is to like

No me gustó Worst place I have ever stayed, no signs of a noise policy
Loud music and loud disrespectful adults keeping young kids up til early hours

Toilets were filthy,
Complete waste of a holiday and a waste of money

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Me gustó Flat tidy pitches with parking, friendly staff, ability to have a fire, great location, the walk around the lake. Peaceful, even on a bank holiday weekend.
Having seen some harsh reviews we were pleasantly surprised, we've definitely stayed in worse. It's not filthy at all, we all even managed decent showers too, the staff did well to keep on top of cleanliness. Its really not that bad!

No me gustó If being picky a tap nearer the campers pitch would've been handy, another sink plug in the washing up area so 2 could use it at once.

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Me gustó Good location. Nice owner. Good sized pitch but also wasn’t full so could be why. Can’t complain though.
Was worried electric wouldn’t reach but luckily our cable was long enough! Our friends had to use an extension though - really depends on your cable length and where you’re pitched up.

No me gustó Toilets and showers could do with an update. Seems they’re building a new reception but probably be better to upgrade those instead. On our final morning the hot water ran out too! Luckily we were done by then but many people weren’t.
Some scruffy looking caravans on the site. Seemed inhabited but on the pitches?

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Me gustó Quite campsite.
Good showers
Location, shops and takeaways in a short distance away

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Me gustó Pitches were fairly big and the ground was flat.

No me gustó The toilets and shower area were absolutely filthy.
We were pitched at the bottom end of the field so had a long walk to go to the toilet.

There were people pitched in two blue tents that's were shouting and swearing until gone 11pm.

People were driving round and reving cars and motor bikes after 11pm.

There are people who actually live on the site that were quite intimidating at times.

Fishing is no longer allowed by campers which was a dampener on our stay.

I would not return nor recommend the site to anyone. It appears that the lodges are more of interest than the actual camp site.

There are cheaper cleaner sites close by.

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