Treacle Valley Campsite

Gostou View.

Não gostou Having toured campsites across England for five years, I thought I had seen it all, but this place deserves its own disaster documentary. I am all for people having a good time I certainly do not expect lights-out at 10:00 PM, and a bit of late-night music is fine. However, what unfolded here was a masterclass in sheer incivility (rudeness or impolite behaviour) and complete anarchy.

At midnight, the grand finale of our nightmare arrived: two cars loaded with two families who decided that 12:00 AM was the ideal time for full-volume family therapy. For three straight hours, they screeched at each other, slammed doors like they were testing vehicle crash safety, and let their offspring howl freely. To complete the ambiance, a young chap looking like he was auditioning for a low-budget zombie film and clearly under the influence stumbled out of a tent, bellowing inarticulated (unclear or unintelligible) noises while passionately kicking empty beer cans across the gravel. The entire field turned into a live-action crossover of Shameless and The Purge, with desperate campers shouting "Shut the fuck up" into the abyss.

In a desperate bid for survival, we texted the owners to let them know we felt genuinely threatened and asked if someone could intervene. Naturally, we received radio silence apparently, customer support goes to sleep even if nobody else can.

I am no saint and I have survived some wild nights, but this level of patologia was breathtaking. They really ought to rebrand as a "Lawless Wasteland Campsite" bring your own hazmat suit, anything goes.

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Gostou Beautiful sunsets views from campsite
Fantastic reception, friendly, helpful and somewhere to get a tea or coffee
Bell tent was fantastic. Spacious and clean
Warm showers

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Gostou Everything

Não gostou Nothing

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Gostou Great clean kids loved it big area to run and hand fun nice little park

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Gostou Staff are friendly and nice. I always want to be able to have a log fire which they cater for. Big open fields so plenty of places to pitch up and great views if you like nature!

Não gostou Steep roads getting to and from the farm but we managed to drive up it!

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Gostou Great budget friendly place

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Gostou Beautiful views, lovely friendly site. Clean toilets and lovely hot water in the showers. Will definitely come again.

Não gostou Nothing

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Gostou Space and freedom to pitch where we wanted, arrive and leave when wanted.

Não gostou Abandoned tents left even after reporting.

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Gostou Still waiting a response to their email offering a postponement or cancellation. I opted for a cancellation but no response to my emails!

Não gostou Why send out an email offering a postponement or cancellation and then not respond to not one but two emails following up?😡 Poor Customer Service. Very poor 😡

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Do gestor: Good morning,

I’m afraid we cannot find any of your emails (we have looked in inboxes, sent and trash folders but nothing). We are sorry something has gone wrong along the way. We will contact you today. Apologies.

Gostou The owners are great but difficult to contact , showers and toilets were clean .

Não gostou •The noise and loud music into the evening
•motorbike racing up and down the fields (couldn't allow children to play safley incase they were run over )
•fires even in a fire ban
•Fight for flat land so when you find a nice little area everyone seems to camp on top of each other no camping etiquette . (Had a tent so close the guide ropes were crossing .)
•no answer at reception when needing assistance in the day .

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