Efford Down Campsite

Ik was blij met We thought it was a great location.
Everything was simple but nice.
Peacefull
Simple works.

Ik was niet blij met Absolutely nothing

Van de manager: Well now, look at ‘ee go! That’s the kind o’ review that makes us do a little jig in our rubber boots!

Reckon you’ve hit the nail on the head there—simple works. No fuss, no frills, just a peaceful patch o’ grass, a view that’ll knock yer knickers off, and loos that don’t scare the sheep.

We don’t claim to be fancy, just friendly—and by the sounds of it, you got the best of Efford: sea breeze, birdsong, and not a disco toilet in sight.

Thanks for droppin’ by, and don’t be a stranger. The kettle’s always on (well… if you bring one), and the grass’ll be waitin’ for yer tent peg next time you roll through.

Till then—happy wanderin’, and may your guy ropes never tangle! 🏕️🌾

Ik was blij met Cracking little camp 🏕️ site, perfect location, clean & friendly. Robin the host very friendly especially to my wife & 19year old daughter, Geddon Bey!!!

Ik was niet blij met No welcome pasty & cider on arrival, no slippers or bathrobes in the WC facility,

Van de manager: Well now, you’ve rumbled us good ‘n proper! We were this close to installin’ a welcome pasty conveyor belt and a butler in the bogs, but he ran off with the scones and we ain’t seen him since.

Glad you liked our little patch of paradise—clean, friendly, and just rough enough ‘round the edges to make it feel like real campin’. As for me bein’ friendly to your missus and daughter—what can I say? I were raised right... and maybe just a little bit flirty after me third cup of tea.

Next time, I’ll pop a cider in the hedge and warm a pasty on the engine block for ya. Slippers optional, but mind the grass—it does tickle the toes.

Geddon me dear! 🍻🏕️🥟

Ik was blij met It was exactly what the web site said!!! And we fully agree! And for us great location!!!

Van de manager: Well butter my boots and call me a brochure—now that’s the kind o’ review that warms the cockles faster than a campfire on a breezy Bude evening!

Glad to hear the website didn’t tell porkies and we delivered the goods just as promised: grassy pitch, cracking location, sea air by the bucketload, and maybe the odd seagull shouting encouragement.

No dislikes? Either you’re too kind—or you didn’t find the rogue nettle behind pitch 7 that’s been tryna unionise.

Thanks for campin’ with us, me 'ansum—sling yer tent back up any time! Geddon! 🏕️🌊🌿

Ik was blij met Very clean facilities a back to basic campsite with everything you need pitches are not all level but if you have ramps no problem and in a fantastic location to walk into town to the beach and longer coast walks all brilliant.

Ik was niet blij met Nothing

Van de manager: Well howdy doo and a big ol’ geddon!

Now that’s a review that’s straighter than a well-whittled tent peg! Glad you clocked us for what we are—a no-frills, back-to-basics kinda place where the grass grows green, the loos stay clean, and the seagulls provide the morning alarm call.

Aye, the pitches ain’t all level—this ain’t the showroom at B&Q—it’s a proper Cornish hillside! Bit of a lean just makes the tea drain to the strong end. Bring a ramp, bring a smile & job’s a good’un.

No dislikes? You sure you didn’t stub your toe on a rabbit? Either way, you’re welcome back anytime—the views are still free, the breeze is still fresh, and the kettle’s just whistlin’ (if you remembered to pack one).

Happy wanderin’ me lover! 🏕️🌿🌊

Ik was blij met Fabulous site tucked far away from the road. So peaceful and quiet. Absolutely loved the showers in the little wooden huts. I expected it to be a cold experience and wasn't looking forward to using them but they were great! All facilities were clean. 5 minutes walk into the town, pub right next door. Robin who runs the site was a lovely chap. Will definitely return again when we are down that way!

Ik was niet blij met Price was on the high side at £27 a night with no electric but we were happy to pay that for the convenience of being right in Bude itself and being able to walk into town, leaving our big camper safely onsite.

Ik was blij met Everything, amazing campsite, easy to find, close to Bude, really friendly.

Ik was blij met Good location close to beach

Ik was niet blij met No dislikes

Ik was blij met Location

Ik was niet blij met Pricey

Van de manager: Top marks for effort

Ik was blij met This is a fantastic site so close to the beach yet feels really rural, the shower and toilet blocks were clean and functional. There was plenty of room and no strict boundaries, a lovely relaxed site that was quiet at night. The reception were super helpful prior to our arrival with altering our booking. We will be back to enjoy the peace and quiet. Such a find! And one we only booked due to the hilarious replies to reviews.

Ik was niet blij met Not meeting Roderick! Was promised a hug and feel quite rejected… 🤣🤣🤣

Van de manager: Madam.... I have just checked with Roderick and he said that he absolutely 100% did give you a hug while you were camping on site. He said that it was very late, you were lying down making funny noises and your eyes were closed. I have now spoken with him about going in peoples tents at night and I can assure you it will not happen again.

Ik was blij met Very friendly, great location to bude walkable to the beach , town , lovely showers, basic love you can pitch up anywhere , have fire pits , dog friendly stayed a few times will definitely be back

Van de manager: Amanda you absolute beauty of a woman!!! Thank you so much for your review. Make sure you come and claim your free hug from Roderick when you visit next xx