Thorpe Hall Manor

Ik was blij met ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A Regal Stay at Thorpe Park Manor — Fit for Dukes, Bikers, and Bucket Enthusiasts Alike!

From the moment my friend and I thundered into Thorpe Park Manor astride our noble motorcycles, we knew we were in for a stay unlike any other. Greeted like long-lost royalty by our gallant host Chris and his four-legged squire Chester (a dog so majestic he may, in fact, be a reincarnated Victorian baron), we were immediately swept into a world of rustic opulence.

The static caravan—ah, what a marvel! A masterpiece of structural integrity, perched atop steps so sturdy they could withstand a direct assault from a herd of caffeinated rhinos. Each ascent and descent felt like an act of ceremony. You haven’t lived until you’ve climbed those steps with the wind in your beard and the scent of freedom in your nostrils.

And the bucket toilet. My word. A triumph of minimalist engineering! Not just a toilet — nay, a throne of contemplation. Every visit was a moment of introspection and humble gratitude. The acoustics? Perfect for belting out ballads of the open road.

Chris, ever the gracious host, made us feel like the Lords of the Manor. Whether offering local wisdom, extra loo roll, or an approving nod as we revved our engines, his hospitality knew no bounds. And Chester? A furry beacon of joy, offering cuddles and moral support as we wrestled with zips, helmets, and the existential weight of having such a good time.

Would I return? I would storm the gates to return. Thorpe Park Manor is not just a place to stay—it’s a lifestyle. A spiritual awakening. A caravan-shaped portal to joy.

Five stars. Two revs of the engine. And infinite pats for Chester.

Ik was blij met It was a great long weekend break back to basics extremely quiet Chris' was a brilliant host nothing was too much trouble for him its a lovely getaway from the humdrum of life lot's of walking if you like that beautiful church about 3mins walk if you want civilisation it's not too far away and about hour's drive for the beach if you don't mind going back to basics it's wonderful

Ik was niet blij met Only 1 thing i had a problem with was the bed is too short if you're over 5' 8" it's a bit cramped

Ik was blij met Yet another really enjoyable stay at this site. Everything was clean, the owner was really friendly and helpful, it was just a great stay and I will definitely be back again in the future. Not rated child-friendliness as I don't have children and not rated wi-fi as I didn't use it.

Ik was niet blij met Nothing.

Ik was blij met Location, cost, friendliness of owner, old-fashioned feel of caravan

Ik was blij met The host, the animals and the scenery.

Ik was blij met Wonderful location! The farm animals, the horses, the walk to the pub, the sausages!!!! and the chops!
The knives and the history and craft!