Mortal Man

Mi è piaciuto Lovely location, nice bar & beer garden very friendly helpful staff.
Di went above and beyond, opening up for us early Sunday morning and making us hot drinks!

Non mi è piaciuto Overheard a guy in tent next say the portaloo’s were grim, so we walked up to use the toilets in the hotel bar.
Only did continental breakfast on Sundays. Would have liked breakfast rolls and eggs on toast!

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Dal gestore: Thank you for taking the time to leave your feedback.

We’re pleased to hear that you enjoyed our location, bar and beer garden, and that our team were friendly and helpful. It’s particularly lovely to hear your kind words about Di going above and beyond to help you on Sunday morning - we will pass that on (she is great!).

Our two portaloo toilets are serviced and maintained every day by our team, so we’re disappointed that their condition has contributed to the rating when you didn’t personally use them. We do appreciate that you heard another guest’s comments, although we feel it’s a little unfortunate for this to influence your experience without having used the facilities yourself.

Our pop-up is wild camping, but we’re pleased that you were able to make use of the hotel toilets once we opened, and we hope this helped make your stay a little more comfortable.

Thank you again for highlighting both what you enjoyed and where we could improve. We hope we may have the opportunity to provide you with a better experience in the future.

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Scenery was stunning and did beautiful well from the o. Food and beer garden great too!

Non mi è piaciuto Toilets

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Dal gestore: Thank you so much for the lovely feedback Paula!

We’re delighted you enjoyed the scenery, food and beer garden. 😊

We’re sorry to hear the portaloo toilets weren’t to your liking — as we’re an outdoor pop-up venue, we do use portable toilets (as legally that is all we are allowed).


Thanks again for visiting!

The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Easy enough set up. Good that you are able to choose your own pitch. Great location, good that you are so close to Windermere but not in the thick of it. Great that you are super close to the pub. Parking was ok for us despite the reviews! Understand why you can’t park on site to preserve the pitch, really like this!

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Dal gestore: Thank you so much for your lovely review! 😊

We’re really pleased you enjoyed the freedom of choosing your own pitch and appreciated our location, being close to Windermere while still having a peaceful setting.

We’re also glad the parking worked well for you and that you understood why we keep vehicles off the pitches to help preserve the grass.

It’s great to hear you enjoyed being so close to the pub too!

We’d love to welcome you back again!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto I traveled with my son who is 5 , both areused to camping and have been to a few different sites now and we loved it here .
The site was clean , the toilets were maintained and the instructions were clear .
The pub was amazing , staff faultless and food and real ale brilliant.
For us it was great for a short stay.

Non mi è piaciuto Parking wasn’t an issue for myself but due to the pub and hotel being so amazing you have to be lucky to get a car spot .

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Dal gestore: Thank you so much for your lovely review Emily! It really means a lot to us as a small independent business.

It’s fantastic to hear that you and your son had such a great stay and enjoyed the clean facilities, the pub, our team (we also think they are FAB), food and real ales.

We’re delighted that the site was a great fit for a short camping break. A true wild camper indeed!


Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto The location was great

Non mi è piaciuto Driving on/off the camping field. Lack of parking spaces
No water available

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Dal gestore: Thank you for taking the time to leave us a good review Jayne!

We’re pleased to hear you enjoyed our location at our wild pop-up campsite.

Regarding parking - you can park down lane of the hotel, in the nearby laybys or legal roads. This should have been explained to you upon signing in. You can also drive to the field gate and drop off belongings there for ease, if you re-visit.

The lack of running water down there is advertised & also explained at sign-in, but there is a free water re-fill station in the restaurant, a vending machine and a bar for drink top-ups during our opening hours for those that haven't brought any with them.

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Absolutely loved this campsite, and the food and beer at the pub is 10/10! Very quiet, surrounded by beauty. Definitely want to come back.

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Dal gestore: Thank you so much for your wonderful review Virginia!

We’re delighted to hear you loved the campsite and enjoyed the food and beer at the pub.

It’s great to know you appreciated the peace and beautiful surroundings too.

We’d love to welcome you back again soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Near good pub, great spot

Non mi è piaciuto Pitches small but you can't have everything

No water to sink in portaloo. Overall though very well maintained site

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Dal gestore: Thank you for taking the time to leave us a review Matthew.

We’re delighted you enjoyed the great location, the nearby pub, and found the site so well maintained.

We appreciate your feedback regarding the pitch sizes. There is water in the portaloo sinks though, it is just a foot pump to get it out :)

We hope to welcome you back for another stay soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Location is fab, peaceful and really clean. Toilets were good. Love the signposting as well.

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Dal gestore: Thank you so much for your lovely review Joanne!

We’re delighted you enjoyed the fantastic location, peaceful surroundings, and cleanliness of the site.

It’s great to hear you found the toilets and signposting up to scratch too.

We really appreciate your kind words and hope to welcome you back again soon!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Location

Non mi è piaciuto Lack of facilities/running water but that was clearly stated when booking

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Dal gestore: Thank you for your review Anon!

We’re pleased you enjoyed the location and appreciated that the facilities and lack of running water were clearly explained when booking.

We hope you had a lovely stay and would be delighted to welcome you back again in the future!

Thanks,
The MM Team

Mi è piaciuto Well signposted, easy to find, nice field. Cheap.

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Dal gestore: Thank you for your great review Dan!

Happy future camping and hope to see you again soon :)

The MM Team