Poachers Patch

View prices & book 9.2 98 reviews
Pitches on site
Pitches on site
Flat level pitches
Hedgehogs stay free of charge
Dogs are very welcome
Pup tent
Campervan with awning
Firepit available on site
Level site
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Flat level pitches
Hedgehogs stay free of charge
Dogs are very welcome

  • Peaceful back-to-basics site nine miles from Newark
  • Campfire area for guests to share
  • Pub serving food 600 yards away
Steal a break getting back to basics on the four and a half level acres of Poachers Patch in the village of Brant Broughton in Lincolnshire – although there's easy access from the A17, this is a peaceful place, set back from the road on the south end of the village's High Street. The pitching area is a long meadow that borders the Sandbeck stream to the south and the River Brant to the east, and has a designated campfire area for all guests to share (ghost stories a must, of course…) and a loo block with hot and cold water. Well-behaved dogs are welcome on site. The local pub the Generous Briton is 600 yards away; it serves food and takeaways, and has a café opposite that's open from Thursdays through to Sundays. Nearby Navenby has a fish and chip shop, an Indian takeaway, a baker, a butcher, antique shops and two pubs.

Site type

Motorhome pitches 40
Tent pitches 40
Touring caravan pitches 40
Open now
Opens 1 April
Please note
  • Under 18s must be accompanied by their parents or legal guardians.
  • The site does not accept breeds/crossbreeds listed in the Dangerous Dogs Act (i.e. XL Bully, Pit Bull Terrier, Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentino, and Fila Brasileiro).
  • No charcoal barbecues allowed.
  • No electric barbecues allowed.
  • There is no reception on-site: on arrival please contact the number provided on your booking confirmation.
  • The charging of electric vehicles is not permitted on site.

Languages spoken

English

Open from Tue, 1 Apr to

Pitch types & availability

Accommodation

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2 adults
0 children
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Reviews

9.2

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Peaceful

96% would recommend this site to a friend

93% would stay here again

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Arrival date (latest first)

Very peaceful and good facilities for the size of site. Friendly owners…

Overall 9/10

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Wifi
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Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass tent pitch (large)

Liked Very peaceful and good facilities for the size of site. Friendly owners

Recommend to friends Visit again

Perfect small site , clean nice facilities . Fabulous family run

Overall 10/10

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Annelli R. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass campervan pitch

Liked Love love loved it here . Small site . The cleanest bathroom facilities weve experiened . Yes small amount of loos and showers but more like a home bathroom , good hot shower perfect for small site .
Site itself perfect for pups , natural soundings . Wonderful walk over the road , open fields ect . The hosts were very kind and chilled but yet attentive . Little garden house with tables . Everett the groundsman really helpful .
Safe environment so good for solo travellers . We liked this peaceful natural site much more than large holiday sights

Disliked Nothing at all

Recommend to friends Visit again

Absolutely fantastic place, nice and quiet .…

Overall 10/10

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Tomasz M. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked Absolutely fantastic place, nice and quiet .

Disliked Nothing

Recommend to friends Visit again

Ok but needs some level of upgrade

Overall 4/10

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Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked Level pitch

Disliked Cold shower empty old caravans everywhere

Recommend to friends Visit again

Well layed out site great to just get away and unwind

Overall 10/10

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Hughie Y. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked Clean facilities

Disliked Nothing all goof

Recommend to friends Visit again

A secure, attractive & peaceful site with friendly, non-intrusive campsite management. Well…

Overall 8/10

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Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass campervan pitch

Liked A secure, attractive & peaceful site with friendly, non-intrusive campsite management. Well kept, clean shower & toilet facilities with hot water. Short walk to an excellent pub (booking essential at weekends). Excellent location for accessing events at Newark Showground (10 mins drive). WIFI free and adequate, but there is a good 5G signal anyway.

Disliked No hot water to the outside washing up area.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Was a clean & tidy site. Owners were helpful. Showers & toilet…

Overall 9/10

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Value for money
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Accommodation
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Facilities / Activities
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Customer service
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Child friendliness
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Wifi
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Cara G. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass campervan pitch

Liked Was a clean & tidy site. Owners were helpful. Showers & toilet very nice. Walking distance to local pub. Fairly level pitches.

Disliked Only 1 shower for the whole site. WiFi could be better.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Lovely quiet site with spotless facilities

Overall 10/10

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Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked Lovely quiet site with spacious pitches. Facilities were spotless. Excellent pub with lovely food a short walk.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Really enjoyed my stay. Thank you

Overall 8/10

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Hannah L. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked Beautiful, well kept site. Friendly owner. Facilities always very clean and smell nice. Peaceful and tranquil.

Disliked WiFi could be stronger

Recommend to friends Visit again

Fab site, helpful staff, clean, peaceful and overall lovely site.

Overall 10/10

Location
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Kelly G. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked The staff onsite were so friendly and so helpful, anytime they passed us they spoke to us whether it was just being friendly or to check we were okay and enjoying ourselves which was really nice. It was our first time in our caravan and the onsite maintenance guy was super helpful with anything we asked for help with. Onsite toilets were very clean as I’m sure the showers would have been too (we didn’t use them on this stay).
We felt very secure, very chilled and very well looked after.. so much so we ended up staying an extra 2 nights. We will be back and we highly recommend your site.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Features

Dogs allowed

Leisure on site

Bar or club house Cycle hire Evening entertainment Fishing Fitness centre Games room Indoor swimming pool Kids' club On-site restaurant/cafe Outdoor swimming pool Play area TV room Take away Tennis Watersports

Amenities on site

Bath available Car parking by pitch/unit Composting toilet Dog park Drying room Food shop Free wifi Ice pack freezing Internet access Launderette Parent & baby washroom Pick-up from public transport Portable toilet Pub toilets Public telephone Shower available Toilet block Washing-up area Wifi

Groups welcome

D. of E. welcome Family friendly Motorcycle friendly Rallies welcome Single-sex groups welcome Student groups welcome

Rules

Barbecue provided Barbecues allowed Campfires allowed Commercial vehicles allowed Dogs allowed Dogs allowed all year

Themes

Budget/backpacker Peaceful Wildlife haven

Utilities

Charging facilities Chemical disposal Electric car charging point(s) Gas cylinders available Recycling available Renewable energy

Nearby amenities

Bar nearby Dog walk nearby Public transport nearby Shop nearby

Type

Medium (26-50 pitches)

Nearby leisure

Fishing nearby Golf nearby Horse riding nearby Restaurant nearby

Touring and motorhomes

Tourer storage facilities Water hook-up points for tourers

Location

Poachers Patch

High Street

Brant Broughton

Lincolnshire

England

LN5 0SL

Directions

Timezone

Europe/London +0100 (GMT+01:00)

GPS

53.0745°N
0.6342°W

Route directions

From the A17 turn off into Brant Broughton village and pass the fire station on your left. You will find the site signposted on the right-hand side, after the fire station.

Nearest transport

Coach
11.9 km The Wharf
12.8 km Station Road
12.9 km Station Road
Rail
11 km Collingham Rail Station
11.1 km Newark North Gate Rail Station
11.5 km Swinderby Rail Station

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Local attractions

Hop in the car, for day trips are all around from Poachers Patch. Newark-on-Trent, aka Newark, is nine miles away and since 2015 has been home to the Newark Torc, which can now be enviously viewed in the National Civil War Centre and Newark Museum; other sights to see are the many listed buildings in and around town, including the rising spire of Church of St. Mary Magdalene – honestly, you won't be able to miss it. Also close by, see the 30+ exhibits of the Bubble Car Museum at Byards Leap, five miles towards Sleaford on the A17, and visit the market town of Sleaford and its Cogglesford Mill within 12 miles. Lincoln – for cathedral, castle, marina and the shops of Brayford Waterfront – is 13 miles away. If you feel like having some history, get hither to RAF Connisby, home of the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, the only flying Lancaster in Europe, several Spitfires, Hurricanes, the new Eurofighter and a DC3 (Dakota). Or try a trip 24 miles away to Tattershall Castle, a medieval castle now managed by the National Trust.

Must see

Belton House 14.6 km

Lincoln Medieval Bishops' Palace 18.8 km

Lincoln Castle 18.9 km

Lincoln Cathedral 18.9 km

Belvoir Castle 22.3 km

National Trust

Grantham House 17.7 km

The Workhouse, Southwell 20.3 km

Tattershall Castle 29.5 km

Woolsthorpe Manor 29.6 km

Clumber Park 35.9 km

Cycle routes

Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.

Other

CAYTHORPE COURT 7.1 km

Wellingore to Lincoln on the Viking Way 7.2 km

COLEBY HALL 9 km

MARSTON HALL 10.5 km

NEWARK CASTLE GARDENS 11.8 km

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Offers

Conditions apply - see pitch type section for details

Nearest sites

Unfortunately, we have no nearby bookable sites.

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Frequently asked questions

  • Does Poachers Patch have a swimming pool? No View all features
  • Is Poachers Patch dog friendly? Yes View all features
  • What attractions are near Poachers Patch? Hop in the car, for day trips are all around from Poachers Patch. Newark-on-Trent, aka Newark, is nine miles away and since 2015 has been home to the Newark Torc, which can … Read more
  • When can I check in and check out of Poachers Patch?
    Camping and touring
    Arrive:  1 p.m. –  8 p.m.
    Depart by:  11 a.m.
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  • How much does it cost to stay at Poachers Patch? From €23.41 (for 1 night, 2 adults) - prices may change depending on your dates and party.