Retro Staycations
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- Friendly site on a working farm five minutes' drive from Ryde
- Beaches, steam railway and ferry port within 10 minutes' drive
- Nostalgia-inspired traditional site with farm shop and animals to meet
Site type
Admission
- At least one of the party members must be aged 21 or over.
- Under 18s must be accompanied by their parents or legal guardians.
General
- Discount cards and gift vouchers cannot be applied to bookings made via Pitchup.com.
Hired accommodation
- Guests must bring their own duvets, pillows, sheets and towels when staying in rental accommodation. You will not be allowed to stay if you do not bring these items.
Reception
- Reception is unmanned after 6 p.m.. Please inform the park while on your way there should you expect to arrive after this time, so that the team can provide information about your unit/pitch.
Dogs
- The park does not accept breeds/crossbreeds listed in the Breed-specific legislation (i.e. Pit Bull Terrier, Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentino, and Fila Brasileiro).
Languages spoken
English
Open from Fri, Apr 3 to
Pitch types & availability
16

Primitive grass campsite
6 people maximum
Ground type: Grass
Pitch size: Max 7m width × 7m depth (49m²)
Arrival daysFrom £16 (£16)
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Powered grass campsite
6 people maximum
Ground type: Grass
Pitch size: Max 7m width × 7m depth (49m²)
Arrival daysFrom £25 (£25)
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Camping pod
4 people maximum
Dimensions: 9.8ft width × 8.2ft length
Arrival daysFrom £40 (£40)
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Reviews
98% would recommend this site to a friend
96% would stay here again
What customers say
This is a friendly, spacious campsite with a relaxed atmosphere, praised for its clean facilities including hot showers and its convenient rural location with good access to local attractions. Guests highlight the welcoming hosts, on-site honesty farm shop, and atmospheric evening lighting. While most reviews are positive, some mention a need for additional toilet and washing-up facilities, and occasionally uneven pitches. The managers are actively developing the site, with new shower blocks being installed.
Summary AI-generated from Pitchup.com customer reviews.
Last updated 2026-09-15
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Friendly host, beautiful setting, great chill…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Friendly host, beautiful setting, great chill out zone with fridge freezer, hot shower, clean facilities, farm honesty shop selling eggs, milk etc.
It was quiet when I was there (how I like it) at middle of September but I imagine it could get very sociable around the fire pit. Picnic tables are a nice touch. Cant comment on the glamping airstream trailers as I was in s tent- but they looked awesome!
Disliked Nothing but Just to note that some travellers on motorbikes might find the access on a gravel track challenging- no problem for my little dual sport bike.
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Excellent site. Clean and fab facilities.…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Excellent site. Clean and fab facilities. Will definitely stay again!
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Amazing Place near Ryde to stay.
Camping pod
Liked Amazing host. Plenty of room in the pod, booked by myself & a friend, to put a double & single airbed and luggage and have space between. Also plug sockets X4 and fresh water tap just behind pod. And you can park right next to pod with Electric hook up.
Also to note;
•Plenty of space between pod & neighbours: campers & other pods/caravans/ect.
•Clean toilets & warm showers
•Outside washing up area, waste bins & chemical toilet disposable unit.
• Communal Outdoor seating area consisting of: Bench style seating, Beach themed seating with firepit, •Covered seating area with bookshelf of books for those wanting something to read whilst charging on provided plug sockets.
•Large fridge-freezer for campers to keep food.
•Live music and
Evening & Breakfast food van onsite on the Fri & Sat during my stay.
•Amazing owner who is really friendly and happy to help with any enquiries.
•Local taxi company is great & affordable
Disliked A little out of town if on foot. Nearby road, although walkable, is a bit dangerous and scary- I walked it and would say it's unadvisable to walk unless really necessary.
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Very nice and clean site will…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Very nice and clean site will be booking again soon.
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Friendly staff…
Powered grass campsite
Liked Friendly staff
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Convenient location for ferries. Friendly…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Convenient location for ferries. Friendly and welcoming. Farm shop.
Disliked It’s a vibrant campsite and whilst not excessively noisy it’s far from peaceful.
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From the manager: Thank you so much for your review, and we're really pleased you enjoyed the convenient location for ferries, the warm welcome, and our farm shop!
We'd just like to add a little context for other readers: your stay fell at the start of the August bank holiday weekend, while the international scooter rally was taking place across the Isle of Wight — making it one of the busiest weekends of our summer.
Outside of these special event weekends, our site is generally a peaceful and tranquil spot, and that's one of the things our guests tell us they love most about staying with us. We hope you might consider visiting again on a quieter weekend to experience that side of Retro Staycations too!
Thanks again for your feedback and for choosing us for your stay.
We loved the human side of…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked We loved the human side of it. Both ladies who welcomed and supported us were absolutely fantastic. Installations and appliances were also great. Safety was also goods and my wife who does not like camping due to feeling unsafe loved staying there which is quite a miracle.
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Relaxed campsite. Space for kids to…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Relaxed campsite. Space for kids to run around. Love the seating area with games to play and a bonus having a fridge freezer to use.
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Lovely welcome by Sarah at the…
Primitive grass campsite
Liked Lovely welcome by Sarah at the campsite. Very spacious lovely atmosphere and friendly. Toilet were always very clean and showers nice and warm or cold if you wanted it. we stayed at a couple of campsites on the island. Got to say this is the best one.
Disliked None
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Really enjoyed our stay!
Powered grass campsite
Liked Sarah, the host-most welcoming. Good communication!
Reasonable price for pitch
Quietness of site
Cleanliness of toilets and showers
Undercover lounge area available for guests,with fridge/freezer and tv
Excellent mobile signal( I am o2) and TV signal
Little farm s
Loved the lights around the top of field, and colour changing lights on some of the trees
Shop at end of track open 24/7 was an added bonus
Disliked Only constructive criticism I would say, is, because there is no specific pitch markers, if you go out during the day in your campervan/motorhome, there is no saying how close a new neighbour parks when you return to the site (as noted on our final night) as they were a little too close, and there was little privacy
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From the manager: Thank you so much for this lovely, detailed review — we're thrilled you enjoyed your stay, and it's wonderful to hear the toilets, showers, mobile signal, lounge area and our field lighting all added to the experience!
Regarding pitch markers — this is something we recognise can come up with our free camping/unmarked pitch layout, especially as many campers like to leave their own markers out to reserve their space while they're off exploring for the day. The trade-off is that, unlike most sites with fixed pitch boundaries, you're not restricted to a set pitch size, giving everyone a bit more flexibility with how they set up. We do try our very best to guide newly arriving guests on spacing, but we completely understand how returning to find a neighbour parked a little too close can affect your sense of privacy.
Thanks again for taking the time to share such thorough feedback, and we'd love to welcome you back!
Features
Dogs allowed
Campfires allowed
Leisure on park
Bar or club house Cycle hire Evening entertainment Fishing Fitness centre Indoor swimming pool Kids' club On-site restaurant/cafe Outdoor swimming pool Playground Recreation room/arcade TV room Takeout Tennis WatersportsAmenities on park
Bath available Composting toilet Dog park Drying room Free wifi Grocery store Ice pack freezing Internet access Laundromat Local produce Parent & baby washroom Payphone Pick-up from public transport Portable toilet Pub toilets Restrooms Shower available Washing-up area WifiGroups welcome
Family friendly Motorcycle friendly Rallies welcome Scouts welcome Single-sex groups welcome Student groups welcomeRules
Barbecue grills allowed Barbecue provided Campfires allowed Commercial vehicles allowed Dogs allowed Dogs allowed all yearThemes
Hikers’ paradise Peaceful Spectacular sceneryUtilities
Charging facilities Dump station Electric car charging point(s) Propane/gas cylinders available Recycling available Renewable energyNearby amenities
Bar nearby Convenience store nearby Dog walk nearbyType
Farm Large (51-200 sites)Accessibility
Accessible parking at site Level campground, no steep slopesNearby leisure
Canoeing/kayaking nearby Climbing nearby Cycle hire nearby Cycling nearby Fishing nearby Golf nearby Horseback riding nearby Indoor pool nearby Leisure/theme park nearby Mountain biking nearby Outdoor pool nearby Restaurant nearby Sailing nearby Surf school nearby Tennis nearby Watersports nearbyTouring and motorhomes
Water hook-up points for caravansLocation
Retro Staycations
Hazlegrove Farm
Ashey Road
Ryde
Isle Of Wight
England
PO33 4BD
Timezone
Europe/London +0100 (GMT+01:00)
GPS
50.70536°N
1.16717°W
Nearest transport
Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.
Local attractions
Food and drink
- Olive Tree Restaurant 1.5 km
- YO! Sushi Restaurant 1.8 km
- The Falcon Pub 2 km
- High Park Tavern Pub 2.2 km
- The Railway Pub 2.3 km
- Spice Lounge Restaurant 2.4 km
- The Star Coffee & Ale House Pub 2.5 km
- The Castle Pub 2.5 km
- The Crown Inn Pub 2.7 km
- The Binstead Arms Pub 2.7 km
Groceries
- Tesco Extra Supermarket 1.8 km
- Co-op Food Supermarket 2.6 km
- Majestic Off-licence 5 km
- Co-op Food Supermarket 5.7 km
- Morrisons Supermarket 6.6 km
- Aldi Supermarket 6.7 km
- Lidl Supermarket 8.1 km
- Asda Supermarket 8.4 km
- Morrisons Supermarket 8.9 km
- The Food Warehouse Supermarket 8.9 km
Parks and play
- Vernon Square Garden park 2.7 km
- Isaac Hayward Paddling Pool and Water Play Area Playground 3.1 km
- Puckpool Park 3.4 km
- Kerry Fields Playground 3.6 km
- Sandham Gardens park 5.4 km
- Sandham Playground 5.4 km
- Sky Nets Playground 5.5 km
- Activity Course Playground 5.7 km
- Tots' Play Playground 5.8 km
- Los Altos Park 5.8 km
Family days out
- Nunwell House and Garden Visitor attraction 2.5 km
- Peter Pans (funfair) Theme park 3.1 km
- Rocket Ronnies Amusement arcade 3.1 km
- HMS Sirius Memorial Visitor attraction 3.1 km
- Brading Heritage Centre Visitor attraction 3.2 km
- Falconry Display Visitor attraction 3.3 km
- Isle of Wight Steam Railway Visitor attraction 3.4 km
- Brading Railway Station Signal Box Visitor attraction 3.6 km
- Quarr Abbey Visitor attraction 3.9 km
- The Garlic Farm Visitor attraction 4.5 km
- Clarence Pier Theme park 10.1 km
- Carisbrooke Castle 10.5 km
- Cowes Castle - Royal Yacht Squadron 11.7 km
- Portchester Castle 15.1 km
- Funland Hayling Island Theme park 15.5 km
Public transport
- Upton Cross 1 km
- Windmill Close 1.3 km
- Bettesworth Road 1.4 km
- Haylands, Primary School 1.4 km
- Meadow View Close 1.4 km
- Bartletts Green 1.5 km
- Grenville Drive 1.5 km
- Haylands (Lake Huron) 1.5 km
- Stroud Farm 1.5 km
- Busy Bee 1.6 km
Beaches
- Bembridge Point Beach 5.3 km
- Welcome Beach 7.3 km
- Small Hope Beach 7.9 km
- Browndown Point 9.2 km
Other nearby
- Westridge Golf Centre Golf course 1.8 km
- Royal Victoria Arcade Shopping centre 2.9 km
- Ryde Golf Course 3 km
- Ryde Harbour Marina 3.2 km
- Bembridge Angling Club Fishing 4.4 km
- Priory Bay Hotel Golf Course 4.4 km
- Brown's Golf Course 5.2 km
- Shanklin & Sandown Golf Club Golf course 5.2 km
- Selwyn Marina 5.3 km
- Island Harbour Marina 8.1 km
Local services
- Gulf Fuel station 0.6 km
- Tesco Extra Fuel station 1.6 km
- Ryde Health & Wellbeing Centre Clinic 1.8 km
- Tesco Pharmacy 1.8 km
- Tesco Cashpoint 1.8 km
- Westridge Garage Fuel station 1.8 km
- Be.EV Charging station 2.1 km
- Cashzone Cashpoint 2.1 km
- Argyll House Surgery Doctors 2.4 km
- Post Office Cashpoint 2.5 km
Must see
Isle of Wight Steam Railway 3.3 km
Dinosaur Isle 5.4 km
Osborne House 9 km
Royal Navy Submarine Museum 9.8 km
Carisbrooke Castle 10.5 km
National Trust
Bembridge Windmill 5.5 km
Newtown Old Town Hall 16.7 km
Brighstone Shop and Museum 17.5 km
Mottistone Manor Garden 18.9 km
The Needles Old Battery and New Battery 29.3 km
Cycle routes
Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.
Other
NUNWELL 2.5 km
BRADING MARSHES (CURRENT BOUNDARY FROM 31/03/2006) 4.3 km
Bembridge - Whitecliff 5.3 km
Mary Rose 7.9 km
OSBORNE 8.5 km
Local events
- Southampton Boat Show (Friday, September 18, 2026 – Friday, September 18, 2026)
Southampton, England 27.4 km
Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.
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Frequently asked questions
- Does Retro Staycations have a swimming pool? No View all features
- Is Retro Staycations dog friendly? Yes View all features
- What attractions are near Retro Staycations? Hitting the beach is a top priority for lots of Isle of Wight visitors, and you’ll certainly be able to do that from here, whether you stay local for the sands of … Read more
- When can I check in and check out of Retro Staycations?
Read moreRV, travel trailer and tent sites Arrive: 1 p.m. – 10 p.m. Depart by: noon On-park accommodation Arrive: 1 p.m. – 8 p.m. Depart by: noon - How much does it cost to stay at Retro Staycations? From $30.02 (for 1 night, 2 adults) - prices may change depending on your dates and party.

