Hi Rachel,

Thanks for the review. In response:

1. We're a tiny site with one full time employee, me. We're not perfect, but we try damn hard to do our best. If we've achieved quiet and clean, then that's our priority. We are not a big commercial venture that perhaps you were looking for.
2. There's plenty of flat areas for tents and we're quite surprised when some campers opt for a pitch down the field on a gradient when there's plenty of space at the top. We will be adding more hardstanding/flat pitches as we go on. We do advertise that some pitches are on a gradient and email to confirm the same upon booking. You raised no issue with this upon booking or arrival.
3. I worked pretty much all day Saturday on site and around the reception at the entrance. I wandered around the site at 5pm to check everyone that I could see was okay. We're always available on WhatsApp Business and live on site. I am not sure what else you would like us to do.
4. If you are uncomfortable alienated novices, feel free to ask for help, rather than suffer in silence and grumble afterwards.
5. My profuse apologies that I wasn't there to make you a pizza to attend my mother's 70th birthday meal for a couple of hours. What a git I am. It's only myself that sees to campers, cleans loos, resets pods, serves in the reception and cooks pizzas on a weekend, hence there is no catering cover for one pizza order. Given you requested pizzas at 10am in the morning, there was plenty of time to get food from the multiple superstores, farm shops, small grocers, 10 plus pubs, cafes, Michelin recommended restaurants, fast food outlets and takeaways within a 3-5 mile radius. We also sell Pot Noodles for emergency situations.
6. We've never advertised wifi because we don't have it ourselves. We operate on 4g broadband. Whenever BT pull their finger out and provide us with fibre broadband, we can offer it to campers. That said, it's camping. Put your phone down. Have a drink. Toast a marshmallow. Live dangerously.
6. Yes, it's 6 amp electric as advertised and clearly stated when you book.

In summary, it appears that you've lashed out a bit here as being new to camping we didn't meet your expectations. Fair enough. Hope you find a larger commercial site more to your liking next time.

Cheers,

D

Thanks for the review. My nickname (one of many) "Dangerous Dave" is therefore undeserved.

Aloha,

Thanks for the review. We always check the site for noise after 10pm and have a cattle prod for such occasions. To be fair there as a festival some 5 miles way that was noise and something we could not control.

Cheers,

D

You're bloody hard to please.